My Nephew, the Author

I am pleased to announce that my nephew, Marek Wolf Remtema, has become a published author. After taking such a scholarly photo at the Sears Photo Studio, it became obvious that the young man's inclinations and sweater vest collection were geared towards one career: writing. Indeed, at such a young age, Marek has captured a superb "About the Author" photo despite the fact that he can neither walk nor read.

Marek W. Remtema's upcoming titles include:

"The Art of Making Screeching Noises"

"The Birth Experience: See You On the Other Side"

"Successful Strategies for Combating Infant Pattern Baldness"

"Dress for Success - It's Never Too Soon!"

"Stalagmite Crystal Formations in the Mines of Mongolia & the Influence of Nocturnal Organisms on their Growth"